Fat Ass [Unhinged] March of the Machine Tokens Set: Dominaria United Promos Type:

Set: Dominaria United Promos Type: Enchantment — Saga Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U} Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters

“Fool of a Took

From the storm of hellfire

Set: Time Spiral Remastered Type: Instant Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{G} Choose one —

Set: Commander 2020 Type: Legendary Creature — Dragon Wizard Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U}{U}{R}{R} Flying

Fat Ass [Unhinged] March of the Machine Tokens Set: Dominaria United Promos Type:Set: Unhinged Type: Creature Donkey Shaman Rarity: Common Cost: {4}{G} Fat Ass gets +2 +2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.) Our lawyers say no matter how funny it would be, we can't encourage players to eat the cards. Hear that? Whatever you do, *don't* eat the delicious cards.