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Grate Expectations: The Bearded Collie Cheese Tax Apron Gift for Girlfriend or running around like aThis apron isn't just for cooking its for reminding everyone that payment is due in cheese. Featuring your very own Hairicane of Chaos and Affection (aka a Bearded Collie), it proudly declares: "Dont forget the cheese tax." Because behind every good chef is a Bearded Collie with soulful eyes and a dairy based economy. Whether you're whipping up dinner or just opening the fridge, this apron ensures culinary justice is servedone cheesy bribe at a time.