Effective Immediately Guillotine Shirt, Dark Political Satire Tee, Anti-Corporate Resignation Core Offensive Humor I was an odd child

I was an odd child

They could be screaming

or living room

magical creatures

• Unisex fit — ideal for sprints

Effective Immediately Guillotine Shirt, Dark Political Satire Tee, Anti-Corporate Resignation Core Offensive Humor I was an odd childWelcome to the performance review. Its clean. Its grim. Its got French Revolution energy with a very 2020s flavor of corporate hellscape and late stage gerontocracy. This minimalist guillotine graphic, paired with the cold corporate phrase Effective immediately, says everything without saying much at all. Is it about mass layoffs via Zoom? Is it about politicians who wont retire even when their souls already did? Yes. Its both. Its late stage