Dockside Extortionist (Borderless Alternate Art) [Double Masters 2022] Dominaria Remastered Tokens The River Heralds would wreck

The River Heralds would wreck a thousand ships to keep intruders from finding the golden city

They still want to kill you

Set: Secret Lair Drop Series Type: Artifact — Equipment Rarity: Rare Cost: {0} Equipped creature has “{T}: Add one mana of any color

“They say money can't buy happiness

create two 1/1 colorless Sliver creature tokens

Dockside Extortionist (Borderless Alternate Art) [Double Masters 2022] Dominaria Remastered Tokens The River Heralds would wreckSet: Double Masters 2022 Type: Creature Goblin Pirate Rarity: Mythic Cost: {1}{R} When Dockside Extortionist enters the battlefield, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control. (Treasure tokens are artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") The fine print is illegible scribbles, but it *is* legally binding.