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or anyone for that matter

"Why would I want to keep my trouser snake in a snake pit

The Atlanta Falcons overalls are hotter than Hotlanta in the summertime

and freedom

Check the mirror because you probably grew a 70s porn 'stache just from looking at this plaid Thanksgiving suit

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