Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental [Unhinged] Faerie Shapeshifter Set: Odyssey Type: Enchantment Rarity:

Set: Odyssey Type: Enchantment Rarity: Rare Cost: {R} Sacrifice a land: Target creature gains haste until end of turn

If you don't control an Army

target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn

Reverse Type: Instant Create three 2/2 green and white Elf Knight creature tokens with vigilance

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Our Market Research Shows That Players Like Really Long Card Names So We Made this Card to Have the Absolute Longest Card Name Ever Elemental [Unhinged] Faerie Shapeshifter Set: Odyssey Type: Enchantment Rarity:Set: Unhinged Type: Creature Elemental Rarity: Common Cost: {1}{G}{G} Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2 +2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.) Just call it OMRSTPLRLCNSWMTCTHTALCNEE for short.