The Red Ryder | Women's Knit Print Christmas Skirt Skirt Size:16 this red and green blazer

this red and green blazer is just as adorable as granny's doily without the constant itch and mothball scent

also known as the Daytona Dong Sarong

Material: Made of Premium 100% Polyester aka the type of material that makes you look like a gawd damn GQ model

though we peaked at 40 naughts when we tested it's speed capabilities

if you know what I'm sayin'

The Red Ryder | Women's Knit Print Christmas Skirt Skirt Size:16 this red and green blazerBREAKING NEWS: Jeans heckin' suck. And YOU know it. Let's all agree to stop faking it and just put those denim disasters to rest. You are an elevated human being, you deserve to dress like one. Don't settle for an itchy old xmas sweater and a pair of jeans at your ugly sweater party this year. Step it up one notch and wear this red and green patterned skirt. We have drastically improved the Christmas party, one article of clothing at a time. You're