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The Area 51 | Retro-Futuristic Alien MicroModal Thong duke everyone is too busy drinking

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everyone is too busy drinking red wine and demolishing pie with fresh whipped cream to be concerned about that 15 pound turkey and all the fixings sitting on the counter waiting for their Tupperware

I hope you're taking notes on what this pattern is showing off the next time you're trying to spice things up in the bedroom

This is the dream you have after watching Burlesque before bed while eating crispy chicken strips dunked in ranch dressing

or enjoying water sports

Fun Fact #26: Many people think bird watching is a fun hobby

The Area 51 | Retro-Futuristic Alien MicroModal Thong duke everyone is too busy drinkingAliens tried to abduct me back in '04 but they returned me really quickly. Not sure what I did wrong (or right)?

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