Threaten [Ninth Edition] Zombie Gamer Set: The Brothers' War Type:

Set: The Brothers' War Type: Enchantment Rarity: Mythic Cost: {6}{U}{U} You may look at the top card of your library any time

Then if you control an artifact and an enchantment

Set: Secret Lair Drop Promos Type: Creature — Sliver Trilobite Rarity: Rare Cost: {2}{U} Sliver creatures you control have “{2}: Untap this creature

Set: Black & White: Plasma Blast Type: Psychic Rarity: Rare Retreat cost: Colorless

so the solution is simple: don't let them touch anything

Threaten [Ninth Edition] Zombie Gamer Set: The Brothers' War Type:Set: Ninth Edition Type: Sorcery Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {2}{R} Untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.) Goblins' motivational techniques are crude, but effective.