The King Krampus | Krampus Print Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:3X Valentine's day

Valentine's day

It's silky

What you're seeing on this pair of Ball Hammocks

You get a block of ice and sit on it and slide down a hill

Get out there and make us proud

The King Krampus | Krampus Print Ball Hammock® Pouch Underwear With Fly Size:3X Valentine's dayHere are the definitive rankings of who would win in various scenarios Santa vs. Krampus: Brownie bake off: Santa Special brownie bake off: Krampus Arm Wrestling: Krampus Leg Wrestling: Santa (holding up that belly? you don't skip leg day) Wooing the lady of the house: It's a damn tie is mommy kissing Santa Claus? or is Krampus coming down that chimney? You decide.