The Forni Camo | Camouflage Ball Hammock® Long Johns Size:2X My mama told me

My mama told me

If your balls are as moody as the night sky

there's nothing up your sleeves

Now that drugs are bigger than above-ground pools

I looked like a Bomb Pop that went through a manufacturing error and came out almost all blue except for random red spots

The Forni Camo | Camouflage Ball Hammock® Long Johns Size:2X My mama told meThis ain't your grandpappy's camouflage, and these ain't your grandpappy's long johns either. This camo print has a dirty little secret that's not too secret if you look long and hard enough. These long johns also have a secret inside: a supportive pouch to keep your berries off your thighs.