The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Women's Christmas Suit Pant RMA-refund-giftcard-only Strut your motha frostin' stuff

Strut your motha frostin' stuff

Oo you’re bad

Place you're wiener and tots in these hot dog print boxer briefs and you've got a tropical destination for your dong

so there's no need for wrapping paper ):

Behold the 4 most intriguing words in the English language: “From Your Secret Admirer

The Centerpiece | Poinsettia Women's Christmas Suit Pant RMA-refund-giftcard-only Strut your motha frostin' stuffThere exists a common myth that Poinsettias are toxic if consumed, but that is simply hogwash. The only real danger this flower might cause is when you show up to a party wearing these Poinsettia covered Christmas pants. In fact, initial product testing reported elevated levels of lust and salacious behavior upon first sight. Our legal team has advised me to mention that we are not responsible for any intense love triangles or holiday party love