The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt Size:XL These Ball Hammocks® will make

These Ball Hammocks® will make sure your eggs don't get gobbled up in the grundle

we've got your bun

Wearing white frame sunglasses

and drunk texts from ex-girlfriends

we've found The Machos will not turn you into "the Tapout shirt guy

The Johnny Adams | Men's American Flag Stretch Hawaiian Shirt Size:XL These Ball Hammocks® will makeIntroducing The Johnny Adams, our most functional American flag shirt to date. We spent hours in a lab setting while creating this American flag Hawaiian shirt. Of those hours, zero of them were dedicated to actual research and development. We started snooping around the lab, found a metric ton of 99% isopropyl alcohol and had a pretty weird time. In retrospect, I don't think isopropyl alcohol is meant to be consumed, but hey, we're just some kids