Hinder [Champions of Kamigawa] Giant Coward Wandering Fumarole becomes a 1/4

Wandering Fumarole becomes a 1/4 blue and red Elemental creature with "{0}: Switch this creature's power and toughness until end of turn

but that doesn't mean it's unsophisticated

Set: HeartGold & SoulSilver: Triumphant Type: Water

Those creatures can't block this turn

Create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens

Hinder [Champions of Kamigawa] Giant Coward Wandering Fumarole becomes a 1/4Set: Champions of Kamigawa Type: Instant Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {1}{U}{U} Counter target spell. If that spell is countered this way, put that card on the top or bottom of its owner's library instead of into that player's graveyard. "Do not react to force in kind. Turn it aside. Direct it to where it can do no harm." Meloku the Clouded Mirror