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even if you don't know anyone with a boat

and the legend

Our second favorite is the Cyantific theory which simply states that all objects appear larger in cyan and this pair of turquoise Ball Hammock® pouch underwear briefs is no exception

The very thought of a disembodied turkey neck and various internal bird parts mushed into a biohazard bag and STUFFED BACK INSIDE ITS OWN BODY CAVITY juuuuuust in case somebody wants to drag it back out and make some organ sauce for their annual turkey bender is enough to make this meat lover go heavy on the veggies this year

We harnessed the nostalgia of that exact situation into this pair of cheeky undies

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