Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L The flannel used to be

The flannel used to be strictly for Home Improvement’s Al Borland

You may wake up one day and realize you've only been buying “Ice” beers since this panty dropper landed at your door

He sees me wearing a USA flag suit and marches right up to my barstool

everyone knows why you're really there

and you'll sizzle like Santa on vacation

Corwin's Constrictor Snake Print Swim Brief Size:L The flannel used to beIf you ever woke up on Saturday morning with a nice wedgie in your crack and Animal Planet's "The Jeff Corwin Experience" on the tele, these slippery snake swim briefs are for you. If you revel in the thought of your anaconda slithering into a Playa del Carmen beach bungalow, this green snake print bathing suit is for you. If you're at all worried about jamming your snake and eggs right back where they came from, these babies are definitely not for